The latest example of just that comes from the Department of Justice™ headed up by Biden administration crony Merrick Garland.
As you're probably aware, the Biden administration was doing one of those pinky-swear investigations of itself because of that time Biden accidentally left boxes and boxes of classified docs in his garage with his Corvette.
At first, Biden was prompted to tell people that his garage is a secure location because, unlike the Trump compound on many well-guarded acres at Mar-a-Lago, Biden's garage door has one of those twisty lock handles on it.
Today, we have the Mother of All Justifications - and it has me laughing harder than it has Biden's reelection campaign team breaking out in hives.
Never mind the weasel language about how Biden would present himself to a jury because an "Elderly man with a poor memory" is how he presents himself to members of the press, gathered audiences, and various deceased foreign dignitaries from countries he gets mixed up sometimes.
Advertisement Remember those reports from a month or three ago that Biden was getting all upset about the public perception that he's too old and feeble for the job? Yeah, his own DOJ just used that as the reason Biden can't be held accountable for storing classified documents next to the case of 40 Weight Motor Oil and expired boxes of Fix-O-Dent.
So you can rest assured, Jack, that when the fella from that place, you know the one, tries to threaten Corn Hole with the asufutimaehaehfutbw that old Joe Biden is gonna make sure they feel the trunalimunumaprzure like the what was I saying? And you can take that to the bank and smoke it.
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