What Have Aliens Done With The REAL John Fetterman...And Are They Willing To Keep Him?

The once lumbering, inarticulate, knuckle-dragging goon-ball stroke victim masquerading as the Junior Senator from Pennsylvania - John Fetterman - has been taken by aliens.

Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania has been discharged from Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, his office announced Friday.

Fetterman had been undergoing treatment for clinical depression at Walter Reed since checking himself into the hospital in February at the recommendation of the attending physician of the U.S. Congress.

In the wake of the George Santos brouhaha on the House side, Fetterman's gone after an indicted fellow senator - Bob Menendez of New Jersey - asking, "Why is he still here?".

Fetterman's even gone so far as to propose a resolution called the "Resolution Proposing Internal Sanctions for Senators Indicted for Crimes Affecting National Security" in lieu of being able to boot Menendez.

Menendez, as you might imagine, didn't find Fetterman's efforts amusing, and snapped back at him through surrogates.

John Fetterman using his hoodie strings to tie an Israeli flag onto himself as a cape is the most bipartisan act I've ever seen from a Senator. 

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